i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
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Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
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Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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