I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
Randomize
