That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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