People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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