Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
God I need to hump something, right now.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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