I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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