May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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