Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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