bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
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I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
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You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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