You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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