so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
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