Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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