U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
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woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I will be naked everywhere
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
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A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
you never un-have a 4some
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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