You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
i already hear my dad disowning me
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
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Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
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God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
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