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Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
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the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
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She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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