Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
My bed smells like the plague
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Randomize
