Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
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i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
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And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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