Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Randomize