You made me cry and you don't even care
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
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For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
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Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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