i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
if one more of _____'s family tells me "you're next" i'm going to shoot myself. Thank god for gin (most protestant phrase ever at the most Jewish wedding ever)
Ask for a julep and start talking about how you much prefer the uncircumsized peen. that should probably stop them.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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