My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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