Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
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grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
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Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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