If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
I'm drive I can fine osifer
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
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it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
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