Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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