I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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