i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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