Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
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She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
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On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
He keeps bees of course he's weird
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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