My pussy is not your playground.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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