This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
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at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
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Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
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