If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
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