A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
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He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
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This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
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