pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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