Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
sex in a hospital.. check
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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