real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
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I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
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