I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
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I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
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I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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