1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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