My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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