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(908): View more from New Jersey

im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did

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(207): View more from Maine

Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...

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(352): View more from Florida

She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"

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(951): View more from California

At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?

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(727): View more from Florida

You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.

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(585): View more from New York

Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up

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Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!

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i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on

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good night

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