Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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