As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
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Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
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I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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