i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
where are my pants?
in the oven.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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