Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I am available for nakedness
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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