What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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