i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
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My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
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Brb crying the tears of my youth
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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