I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
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hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
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I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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