i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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