The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
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Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
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HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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