Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
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is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
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You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
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