walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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