how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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