I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
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she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
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Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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