i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Floor bacon is actually really good
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
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