He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
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I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
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I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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