I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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