The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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