whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
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I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
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I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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