Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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