But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
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