i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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