your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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